Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Dick very happy bro
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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