Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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