summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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