if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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