I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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