You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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