In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
