I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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