I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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