i think i have two assholes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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