she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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