porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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