i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
