He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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