ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize