I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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