I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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