we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Everyone says I win the strip club
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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