Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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what are you doing with your life
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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