On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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