guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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