i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
