The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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