Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
