dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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