After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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