Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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