Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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