Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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