you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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