Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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