Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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