Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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