Nicole vs. Life
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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