When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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