wakey wakey hands off snakey
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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