her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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