Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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