so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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