The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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