is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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