Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
In America we eat man semen.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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