somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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