the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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