But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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