that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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