9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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