Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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