so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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