If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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