the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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