Kiss
Puke
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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