The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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