so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
