i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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