i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
