You really coming over, don't trick.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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